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Asahi Linux is a project that ports the Linux kernel and related software to Apple Silicon-powered Macs, started by Hector Martin. It does so by reverse-engineering the SoCs which lack documentation from Apple.
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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}