{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"West Hill, Toronto","displaytitle":"West Hill, Toronto","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7985375","titles":{"canonical":"West_Hill,_Toronto","normalized":"West Hill, Toronto","display":"West Hill, Toronto"},"pageid":1137486,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/West_Hill_Aerial_view_2025.jpg/330px-West_Hill_Aerial_view_2025.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/West_Hill_Aerial_view_2025.jpg","width":2272,"height":1704},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1296266133","tid":"9f504efd-4c9a-11f0-9297-54213f7b0cfd","timestamp":"2025-06-18T23:19:03Z","description":"Neighbourhood in Toronto, Ontario, Canada","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":43.76833333,"lon":-79.18611111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Hill%2C_Toronto","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Hill%2C_Toronto?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Hill%2C_Toronto?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:West_Hill%2C_Toronto"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Hill%2C_Toronto","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/West_Hill%2C_Toronto","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Hill%2C_Toronto?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:West_Hill%2C_Toronto"}},"extract":"West Hill is a neighbourhood in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. It is located in the eastern end of the city, in the former suburb of Scarborough. It is roughly bounded by Scarborough Golf Club Road and a branch of Highland Creek on the west, the CNR railway tracks and Lake Ontario on the south, and Highland Creek on the north-east. The name comes from its elevated position on the west side of Highland Creek, a deep glacial ravine.","extract_html":"
West Hill is a neighbourhood in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. It is located in the eastern end of the city, in the former suburb of Scarborough. It is roughly bounded by Scarborough Golf Club Road and a branch of Highland Creek on the west, the CNR railway tracks and Lake Ontario on the south, and Highland Creek on the north-east. The name comes from its elevated position on the west side of Highland Creek, a deep glacial ravine.
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